Little Johnnie got so good at forging signatures, he began charging his friends to write absentee notes for them. One day the principal found out and called him into the … Read the rest of the joke »
Sunday school teacher: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? Sunday school clown: He was too stubborn to stop and ask for directions!
The art teacher instructed her students to do a self portrait. When Andrew handed his picture in, the teacher took one look at it and said, “But, Andrew,this isn’t you.” … Read the rest of the joke »
Walking into gym class I yelled “all right, everybody on their backs!” to the third-grade class. “I want you to pretend you’re riding a bike.” Dropping to the floor, the … Read the rest of the joke »
Teacher: If there are a dozen flies on a table and you swat one, how many are left? Math clown: Uhhhh, just the dead one?
Harry got up in front of the class and read his book report aloud. When he finished, the teacher said, “that was very good, and I am so glad you … Read the rest of the joke »
Teacher: Can you give me a example of a national disaster? Class clown: How about my last report card?
The absentminded professor arrived at the emergency ward with both of his ears badly burned. “How did it happen?” asked the doctor. ”I was ironing my shirt,” explained the professor, … Read the rest of the joke »
When Mrs. Mathews, the third grade teacher, gave a big test to her students, Josh the son of a millionaire, knew there was no way he was passing. Reaching into … Read the rest of the joke »
While on a field trip to an amusement park, the teacher lost his wallet. Gathering the group together, he told the kids, ” My wallet had $500 in it. I … Read the rest of the joke »