What is round at both ends and has “hi” in the middle? Ohio
Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven? A: Because they have good soles!
Where can you find an ocean without water? On a map!
Q: How do you get a peanut to laugh? A: You crack it up!
Q: What kind of brush do you use to comb a bee’s hair? A: A honey comb!
Q: What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? A: A watchdog!