My car is 16 years old and drives about as well as most 16 year olds.
As I was taking a walk with my daughter one day, I noticed something green in her hair. To my disbelief I pulled out a piece of lettuce from … Read the rest of the joke »
It was at an amusement park on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 2 kids. “Who’s enjoying the most?” I asked cheerfully. “I am” said one … Read the rest of the joke »
For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced “the rabbit’s name is Sparingly.” “How do you know?” I … Read the rest of the joke »
John and his sister went to the fair and found a nickel scale that tells your fortune and weight. “Hey, listen to this, said John, showing his sister a small … Read the rest of the joke »
What’s a fish without a eye? A fsh.
John: Last night my sister and I had a huge fight, but it ended when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees. Jason: What did she say? … Read the rest of the joke »
The art teacher instructed her students to do a self portrait. When Andrew handed his picture in, the teacher took one look at it and said, “But, Andrew,this isn’t you.” … Read the rest of the joke »
Walking into gym class I yelled “all right, everybody on their backs!” to the third-grade class. “I want you to pretend you’re riding a bike.” Dropping to the floor, the … Read the rest of the joke »
John was riding his brand new bike down the block when he knocked over an old lady. “You clumsy idiotic boy!” fumed the lady as she struggled to her feet. … Read the rest of the joke »