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    My elderly Jewish grandmother was giving me directions to her apartment.
    “You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 4012.
    There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button 4012.
    I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and
    with your elbow , push 4.
    When you get out, I’m on the left.
    With your elbow , hit my doorbell.”
    “Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my
    elbow? “Vaat . . . .. .. You coming empty handed?”

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