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    Christmas Jokes

    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding at the London Hilton. Their life together in Golders Green was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Lexus) along a winding road in Hendon, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. To their surprise, there stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Although Jewish, they did not want to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, no matter what their religion. So the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car and soon they were driving along delivering toys.
    Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had a bad accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
    The mind-numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
    Scroll down for the answer…
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    The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
    Women: stop reading here. This is the end of the joke.
    Men: keep on scrolling…
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    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident.
    By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen

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