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  • Dirty House Joke

    Marriage Jokes

    One day I came home from work and told my wife, “I invited the Smith’s over for supper tonight.” She starts to scream, “What? Are you nuts? This house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty in the sink, and I don’t feel like making a fancy supper!” I calmly replied, “yes, honey I know all that.” “Then how could you invite them for supper?” She yells. I smiled and replied, “That’s exactly why!”

     

     

     

     

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