Funniest Clean Jokes
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One day I came home from work and told my wife, “I invited the Smith’s over for supper tonight.” She starts to scream, “What? Are you nuts? This house is … Read the rest of the joke »
Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of $100.00 to any employee who could come up with a plan to save money. The bonus went to a young … Read the rest of the joke »
The waiter at the diner came over and asked, “and how did you find your steak?” “Easy!” I snarled, “I moved three forkfuls of mashed potatoes to the side and … Read the rest of the joke »
“Senator”, an aide called from the next room, “there’s someone on the phone who want’s to know what you plan on doing about the abortion bill.” Flushing the politician spluttered, “um… … Read the rest of the joke »
We were checking in for our international flight, when my husband turned to me and said, “darn, I should have packed the piano!” I turned to him and replied, ” … Read the rest of the joke »
The politician was sitting in campaign headquarters when he got the call that he won the election. He immediately picked up the phone and called his mother, “Ma” he shouted, … Read the rest of the joke »
Having erroneously reported that the publisher of a rival local newspaper had died, we were forced to write a retraction that read, “we regret that the notice of Mr. Davis’s … Read the rest of the joke »
A husband and wife were fighting, and she yells at him, “the only reason you married me was because my great uncle left me a million dollars.” He turns back … Read the rest of the joke »
My son was running out to basketball practice and yelled, “mom, can you do my homework I’m running very late!” “Son, it wouldn’t be right.” I replied. “That’s okay.” He replied. “At … Read the rest of the joke »
I needed a attorney, so I called the first one in the phone book. “Tell me are you a honest attorney?” I asked. “Honest? Let me tell you I borrowed … Read the rest of the joke »