A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The … Read the rest of the joke »
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding at the London Hilton. Their life together in Golders … Read the rest of the joke »
My elderly Jewish grandmother was giving me directions to her apartment. “You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 4012. There is a big panel … Read the rest of the joke »
An old man lived alone in Russia. He wanted to dig his carrot garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in … Read the rest of the joke »
Jay, Tom and Paul were at a convention together sharing a large suite at the top of a 75-story hotel. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to … Read the rest of the joke »
John asks his wife ” hey, honey what would you do if I won the Lotto tomorrow?” She says, “I’d take my half and leave you!” “Excellent! I won 12 … Read the rest of the joke »
Paul is being by the Russian government: Govt. Official: “If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?” Paul: “Give it to Mother Russia.” Govt. Official: “And if … Read the rest of the joke »
My car is 16 years old and drives about as well as most 16 year olds.
Q:What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? A:Look grandpa, no hands!
As I was taking a walk with my daughter one day, I noticed something green in her hair. To my disbelief I pulled out a piece of lettuce from … Read the rest of the joke »