An old man lived alone in Russia. He wanted to dig his carrot garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in … Read the rest of the joke »
Jay, Tom and Paul were at a convention together sharing a large suite at the top of a 75-story hotel. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to … Read the rest of the joke »
John asks his wife ” hey, honey what would you do if I won the Lotto tomorrow?” She says, “I’d take my half and leave you!” “Excellent! I won 12 … Read the rest of the joke »
Paul is being by the Russian government: Govt. Official: “If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?” Paul: “Give it to Mother Russia.” Govt. Official: “And if … Read the rest of the joke »
My car is 16 years old and drives about as well as most 16 year olds.
Q:What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? A:Look grandpa, no hands!
As I was taking a walk with my daughter one day, I noticed something green in her hair. To my disbelief I pulled out a piece of lettuce from … Read the rest of the joke »
Paul walks into the boss’s office. “Sir, let me get straight to the point, I know the economy is really down, but I have a couple of companies after me, … Read the rest of the joke »
An elderly man came into my office one day with his wife complaining he wasn’t feeling well . After examining him the I took his wife aside, and said, “your … Read the rest of the joke »
Paul walked over to the Priest after services, “You know Father, I am really don’t know what to do I would like to attend your sermon next week but I … Read the rest of the joke »