Funniest Clean Jokes

As a professional photographer, Judy takes a  lot of pride in her pictures.  Wherever she goes, she brings her pictures with her, to show off her work.  ”Wow”, said her … Read the rest of the joke »

Nurse: Doctor, the man you just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do?Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!

The art teacher instructed her students to do a self portrait. When Andrew handed his picture in, the teacher took one look at it and said, “But, Andrew,this isn’t you.” … Read the rest of the joke »

A man burned his finger so he decided to go to the doctor. When he arrived at the office, the nurse directed him to remove all his clothes, and wait … Read the rest of the joke »

Walking into gym class I yelled “all right, everybody on their backs!”  to the third-grade class. “I want you to pretend you’re riding a bike.” Dropping to the floor, the … Read the rest of the joke »

John was riding his  brand new bike down the block when he knocked over an old lady. “You clumsy idiotic boy!” fumed the lady as she struggled to her feet. … Read the rest of the joke »

Teacher: If there are a dozen flies on a table and you swat one, how many are left? Math clown: Uhhhh, just the dead one?

  A truck driver was driving along the highway when he saw a sign, “Low Underpass Ahead.” Thinking his truck could for sure make it, he drove under and got … Read the rest of the joke »

A woman got on a bus but soon regretted it. The driver sped down the street, zigzagging across the lanes, breaking nearly every rule of the road. Unable to take … Read the rest of the joke »

Mr. Kipper knew he was late when he spotted the ferry just a few feet from the dock. Running as fast as he could, he leaped across the water, barely … Read the rest of the joke »